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<p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">没钱的时候<span lang="EN-US">,</span>养猪 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">有钱的时候，养狗。 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">没钱的时候<span lang="EN-US">,</span>在家里吃野菜 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">有钱的时候<span lang="EN-US">,</span>在酒店吃野菜。 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">没钱的时候<span lang="EN-US">,</span>在马路上骑自行车 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">有钱的时候，在客厅里骑自行车。 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">没钱的时候想结婚， </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">有钱的时候想离婚 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">没钱的时候老婆兼秘书<span lang="EN-US">, </span></span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">有钱的时候秘书兼老婆 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">没钱的时候假装有钱<span lang="EN-US">, </span></span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">有钱的时候假装没钱 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">人啊，都不讲实话： </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">说股票是毒品，都在玩； </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">说金钱是罪恶，都在捞； </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">说美女是祸水，都想要； </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">说高处不胜寒，都在爬； </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">说烟酒伤身体，就不戒； </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">说天堂最美好，都不去<span lang="EN-US">!!! </span></span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">当今社会，穷吃肉，富吃虾，领导干部吃王八； </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">男想高，女想瘦， </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">狗穿衣裳人露肉； </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">过去把第一次留给丈夫 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">现在把第一胎留给丈夫； </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">乡下早晨鸡叫人， </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">城里晚上人叫鸡； </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">旧社会戏子卖艺不卖身， </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">新社会演员卖身不卖艺 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">工资真的要涨了 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">心里更加爱党了 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">能给孩子奖赏了 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 13.85pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.9pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">见到老婆敢嚷了 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 15pt;"><font face="宋体" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">敢尝海鲜鹅掌了</span></font></p>www.bbs.myberlin.cn- B- @) y8 q1 C* R  d6 K. 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<p>绝对的现实版。。。</p>